I'm not sure Turkey counts as a processed meat...

@gridlington - While red meat products such as hot dogs, sausages, ham, bacon, and jerky are the most common types of processed meats, poultry can be processed as well. If you look at the label of even ‘oven roasted’ sliced turkey, you’re likely to see ingredients such as salt, sodium chloride, sodium phosphate, or potassium chloride. These are used to salt meats—meaning the turkey is processed.

nicely deceptive

Champagne is not a city, it is a region ...

@Nighttime - Fair enough, I'll change it; Thanks for the feedback.

Turkey slices are processed but that's not what you put in the grid. Most people would understand turkey to mean a whole bird, which isn't processed.